Homestuck (Kame & Kiki)

==> Ceil, download sburb
It's already downloading though! You hit enter on your keyboard to start up the game. Kame should be downloading hers any minute now

==> Be Pestered by DM
Speak of the devil...

Pesterlog:
-- diminutiveOwl [DO] began pestering superstitiousLuck [SL] --
SL: ...
SL: You gonna talk or just open a chat to piss me off?
DO: Oh my, are you mad?
SL: Yes!
SL: No?
SL: i don't really know....i'm stressed i guess but anyways, are you ready to connect with me?
SL: That sounded wrong.....
DO: ^^; Of course YOU'D be the one to think that~
DO: But yes I am and have my Beta prepared for download!
DO: Or something like that :)
SL: FUCK YES! So I'm installing my sburb client disk as we speak,
SL: Make sure to download the Server disk first or you can't be my server!
DO: Okay I'll see you then~

-- diminutiveOwl [DO] ceased pestering superstitiousLuck [SL]--

==> Punch the air
You do a victory fistpump. Finally the game you've been waiting for since forever is now beginning. Oh shit was that a crash you heard in your hallway?

==> Inspect crash
Aww hells no! Might be a robber!

==> INSPECT IT NOW
Ok ok sheesh ok. You walk down the hallway and hear a noise in the bathroom. You carefully open the door to see....a floating toilet? You run back to your pesterlog

Pesterlog
-- superstitiousLuck [SL] began pestering diminutiveOwl [DO] --

SL: Hi, there is currently a floating toilet in my bathroom, i find this slight odd....What say you?

-- diminutiveOwl [DO] us an idle chum! --

SL: Damn you.